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Please Lord, don't let a shark eat Ellie-Jean Coffey. We want to learn how to surf and we just decided she would be an awesome instructor. Who wouldn't want to learn the fine art of surfing from a pro surfer/model? That's a no brainer!
She's also got an Instagram account with 1 million followers. Well, get in line everybody. If she teaches ANYONE, it's gonna be me.