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Fashion mags won't feature the First Lady for one simple reason: it puts every other first lady in a bad light.
Come on! Melania speaks a jillion languages, she's incredibly smart AND she's a legit MODEL!
If we're ever going to start putting more women on our currency, let's get Melania on a bill. Because she is money!
That feeling when the First Lady looks better in the dress than the actual model! LOL