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We don't know who's running the show at Kentucky Fried Chicken but they are KILLING IT! A fireplace log made out of recycled materials that smells like KFC when you burn it! SCIENCE!!
Of course you could always have a regular fire and eat KFC but that sounds kinda boring. We want bragging rights. We want people looking around for the chicken and we say, "No. It's the log." Totally badass. I would also buy McDs French Fry air freshener but I'm not sure they make it. Yet.
The KFC Fire Logs are around 19 bucks from the website. Wanna link so you can have this wonderfulness in YOUR house? Boom!