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Sometimes ya gotta go with the flow. We've fought the whole "hump day" thing for as long as we can. Sure it's kind of low brow and pedestrian. It's also kind of awesome, cause it celebrates something very near and dear to us: booty. Dat ass. Sexy backsides.
You know what we're saying. So let's have fun in the summer sun. Let's steer into the hump day curves. Here we go. Zero regrets. ZERO!