Your guide to SJW Twitter - Part 2 of ???? How to get 100K+ followers - It's pretty easy, actually. Character Honesty Accuracy LOL! Just f***ing with you! Here's how you actually do it. One -…

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Your guide to SJW Twitter - Part 2 of ????

How to get 100K+ followers - It's pretty easy, actually.

Character
Honesty
Accuracy

LOL! Just f***ing with you! Here's how you actually do it.

One - Have an obsession with Trump. Never let a Tweet go by without you putting your pigeon droppings of wisdom all over it.

Exhibit A - Non political informational post = YOU GET PEOPLE KILLED TRUMPHITLER!

Two - Truth is for losers. You want to get followers - make sh*t up! Experts tend to start with something partially true then twist it 180 degrees.

Take this obvious twisting of the truth by omitting the following sentence which clarifies: “We will be backing you, but try getting it yourselves. Point of sales, much better, much more direct if you can get it yourself.”

But Cranky, you say, "no one takes that seriously. Certainly no serious news organizations would pick that up!"

"You naive fool," I would laughingly retort.

Finally, number Three - don't make it too complicated. Your average follower would yell at a street light if they suspected it had politics to the right of Fidel Castro.

Your insane rants acts as a bug light on a hot summer night. It attracts the most angry and deranged and get this, there's no shortage of them.

If the Wuhan virus comes from bats then Twitter virus comes from batshit.

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