Woman Gets Attacked by Jaguar, because Real Life Is Brutal! [VIDEO]

Michael Loftus

Before you do something stupid like try to take a selfie with a wild animal or join a group like ISIS, THINK! Will this end well? Do you REALLY want to do it?

We ask these questions because there's a very good chance things won't go the way you expect. Reality has a way of stepping in and smacking you upside the head.

So measure twice and cut once. You want to be very, very sure about what you're about to do.

Once you make that choice? You're on your own. Don't come running to us acting all freaked out and crying.

You're a grown-up, and this is real life. Your choices have consequences. Savvy?

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