https://s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/maven-user-photos/theloftusparty/jump-in/vgxt-oCiOU2WSqSKY3nH4Q/DHKPAknfeUumZRswCpzoQA Holiday Greeting from Hehim. You know me, I'm Hehim, the cis white male who…

Gordon Kushner

Holiday Greeting from Hehim.

You know me, I'm Hehim, the cis white male who protects the world from cis white males! Ha! Your jokes about self-hatred fall on deaf ears because it's YOU I self-righteously hate.

Hey, I wrote you a secular holiday greeting. It's all you deserve.

Little baby

Pa rum pum pum-pum

I am no poor boy, true

Pa rum pum pum-pum

But I have no gift to bring

Pa rum pum pum-pum

That's more my Bernie's thing

Pa rum pum pum-pum

Rum pum pum-pum

Rum pum pum-pum

Shall I play for you

Pa rum pum pum-pum

In my drum circle?