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Gordon Kushner

After Presidential candidate Michael Bloomberg's visage mysteriously appeared in a bowl of spaghetti and meatballs, high priestess of the GunSense cult, Shannon Watts instructed the faithful to make a pilgrimage to Alphonso's Pizzeria in lower Manhattan.

Tragically, Mr. Bloomberg had already banned the high cholesterol meal and were forced to dine on low carb Italian Wedding soup.

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