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Good for Alyssa! She doesn't want to have sex because women can't risk getting pregnant. Cool! Good idea!
Let's hope birth control is still legal. Oh yeah, it is! Why not do that? No one is stopping you Alyssa.
But there are tons of people who don't want to pay for abortions or kill babies. So good idea on the sex strike! If you don't wanna get preggo then don't go doinkin'!
Editor's note: There are LOTS of other ways to enjoy yourself with a friend. LOTS. Use your imagination ya wonderful weirdos! Woo Hoo!
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