U.S. Space Force, Military Uniforms, & Christina Aguilera’s ‘Candyman’ [VIDEO]

Paul Hair

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As journalists makes fools of themselves regarding the U.S. Space Force and uniforms, here’s a look back at Christina Aguilera’s more-than-a-little-bit-obscene “Candyman” to give us an idea of what military uniforms would look like if she was in charge of designing them.

And below here is a video of the Andrews Sisters singing “Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy,” to which “Candyman” has a connection.

Bonus, here’s the words to the “Tarzan and Jane” military cadence (It’s not a song!) that leads “Candyman” in and out (and, yes, it’s a real military cadence).

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