'The Rise of Skywalker' Review *Spoilers* [VIDEO]

Michael Loftus

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You know we love Star Wars. You also know we have VERY strong opinions. The Last Jedi was hot garbage. So let's just say we were very concerned about The Rise of Skywalker. Well, we saw it. Was it perfect? No. Was it okay? Let's just say they didn't completely screw up the franchise.

** Spoilers ahead! **

They have gone off the rails with Force powers. The plot was crazy confusing! What was up with the "Goonies" dagger that showed the way to the hidden Sith locator thing?

If Palpatine wanted to talk to Rey, why didn't he just fucking talk to her? Just astral project your ass over and give her directions? Insane? The C-3PO translation thing was stupid. The Power Ranger girl...WTF?

Those are just a few problems we had with The Rise of Skywalker. Might have to do a part 2.

What did YOU think of the latest Star Wars movie?

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