Yossarian Johnson
A flat-earther (some who believes the earth is literally flat) claimed Pearl Harbor could not have happened in '1931' since it would have taken too long for Japan to reach Hawaii using technology at the time. This person assumes that the Japanese air force could only travel West, not East, in order to attack Pearl Harbor.
Ignorance is a scary thing especially when people like this get into positions of power. He or she seems to thing the planes that bombed Pearl Harbor took off from Japan. Actually, the Japanese could have carried out the attack taking this strange route although it would have taken a lot longer, the ships with the planes aboard would have faced devastating storms (remember Magellan) and they probably would have been spotted going by the Australian coastline. Then, can you imagine them going back the same way.
I'm sorry. WHAT?
Even if his stance on the flat Earth theory didn't prove his ignorance enough, him saying "wake up retards" was the final nail in his coffin. Anyone who uses that term shows the (round) world that they're profoundly bigoted, to begin with.
