Whitaker’s Firm Sold Bizarre Items, Like Cryptocurrency For ‘Time Travelers'

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World Patent Marketing promoted some odd items, including cryptocurrency for 'time travelers' and a specialty toilet.

World Patent Marketing, the firm that counted Acting Attorney General Matthew Whitaker as one of its advisory board members, marketed several noteworthy — if not questionable — items, including cryptocurrency for “time travelers” and special toilet for the “well-endowed”, according to Mother Jones.

> In November 2014, a Miami Beach-based firm, World Patent Marketing, announced the “marketing launch” of a “MASCULINE TOILET,” which boasted a specially designed bowl to help “well-endowed men” avoid unwanted contact with porcelain or water. “The average male genitalia is between 5″ and 6″,” the firm’s press release said. “However, this invention is designed for those of us who measure longer than that.” In the same release, World Patent Marketing also touted the recent appointment of “Matthew G. Whitaker, former Iowa US Attorney and Republican candidate for United States Senate to the company’s advisory board.”

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> The special toilet was not the firm’s only notable offering. It marketed a slew of oddball inventions, including a “theoretical time travel commodity tied directly to price of Bitcoin.” Called Time Travel X and marketed as “a technology, an investment vehicle and a community of users,” the cryptocurrency never materialized. The firm also pitched Sasquatch dolls, promoting them with a video claiming that “DNA evidence collected in 2013 proves that Bigfoot does exist.”

World Patent Marketing was shuttered last year by a federal judge and fined $26 million by the Federal Trade Commission after it was discovered to have “bilked thousands of consumers out of millions of dollars”, charging plenty of fees and offering essentially nothing in return, Mother Jones reported.

The Wall Street Journal reported last week that the company is under criminal investigation by the FBI as well.

> The company’s advisory board, which included a former presidential candidate in the Central Africa Republic and an Israeli-born mixed martial artist, gave it a patina of legitimacy. And between 2014 and 2016, as World Patent Marketing was hawking an array of dubious products and allegedly fleecing aspiring inventors, the company paid Whitaker at least $9,375. Whitaker was no passive board member. He defended the firm against critics, solicited new business, appeared in at least one promotional video for the company, and he seems to have acted at times as outside counsel for the firm. Unlike other advisory board members, he has not returned the payments he received from World Patent Marketing.

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