Florida Man Threatens To Conquer Planet Earth With His Army Of Turtles

Photo coutesy of the Brevard County Sheriff's Office


A Florida man that called himself a saint and threatened to unleash the wrath of his turtle army has been arrested.

According to local news outlet WKMG, at least seven calls about disturbances near Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Café and Sassy Granny’s Smoothies on N. Miramar Avenue were made to law enforcement officials.

A 61 year old man, Thomas Devaney Lane, went with an officer to the police department, where he screamed and pounded on the walls and glass in the lobby, police said. Lane later left the station but was located again at a 7-Eleven on Fifth Avenue.

As an officer stood nearby and watched, Lane called and told a 911, “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint.” Police stated Lane refused to leave his car, so an officer forcibly removed and arrested him.

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Comments (11)
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Too bad for all the folks across the sea. You should have been concealed carrying a
pistol for your protection. Take advice from the great people of Switzerland, they all carry and own rifles and their crime rate is very low.
I'm sorry for the crazy Islamic's who think there god is any good. Screw Mohammed.


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