Florida Man Threatens To Conquer Planet Earth With His Army Of Turtles
According to local news outlet WKMG, at least seven calls about disturbances near Starbucks Coffee, Surfanista Café and Sassy Granny’s Smoothies on N. Miramar Avenue were made to law enforcement officials.
A 61 year old man, Thomas Devaney Lane, went with an officer to the police department, where he screamed and pounded on the walls and glass in the lobby, police said. Lane later left the station but was located again at a 7-Eleven on Fifth Avenue.
As an officer stood nearby and watched, Lane called and told a 911, “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint.” Police stated Lane refused to leave his car, so an officer forcibly removed and arrested him.