Breitbart: The Real Problem Facing America? Witches Casting Spells On Trump

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According to Breitbart's Charlie Nash, atheistic feminist witches are hexing President Trump.

The terms “witch” and “feminist” apparently have become synonymous since Donald Trump took over the White House, according to Breitbart tech reporter Charlie Nash — and Christians across America should be worried about the spells they are casting on the president.

Via Progressive Secular Humanist:

Always superstitious and gullible, fearful conservative Christians worry that feminists are using black magic to sabotage the Trump administration.

Feeding the gullible Christians, conservative website Breitbart reports on “the rise of feminist witchcraft,” noting:

Following President Trump’s inauguration, witches, covens, and even A-list celebrities started to hex the president with frequent “spells.”

Nash visited Breitbart’s daily radio program last week to expound his theory:

You’ve got the basic things like the Etsy stores, the Witchsy stores, where they link feminist issues with witchcraft and Wicca and there’s other kind of occult symbols, but then you also have these groups of people who are actually trying to hex the president.

Why would people be doing this?

Firstly, it creates an almost—a sense of sisterhood. They have these other women which they can kind of get together and have a weird time with. Secondly, I think it scares religious people. Obviously, a lot of these people are atheistic. They like to wind up the Christians. And thirdly, I think they also have a kind of—they feel like they have a connection to the persecuted women of the Salem witch trials. They look at these women and see them as kind of as victims of patriarchy, almost.

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Comments (8)
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There is no "almost". Those tortured and killed in the Salem Witch Trials WERE victims of patriarchy AND Christianity. I wish I could be a witch. I would cast every spell I knew on this asshole, his family, the GOP, and his bizarre cult members. Alas, I am not. So sad.


But is it working - the hexing of Trump? If so, I'd like to learn a few hexes myself.


At least they aren't like conservatives, casting lead projectiles at innocent Americans.


Anyone can be a witch.