Televangelist: Jesus Was Vaccinated Against Flu So We Don’t Have To Be

Gloria Copeland told her viewers that they won't catch the flu, because "Jesus himself gave us the flu shot".

Televangelist Gloria Copeland told her viewers this week not to worry about catching the flu. Why? Because Jesus provided his followers with a metaphorical flu shot that will protect them during this particularly dangerous flu season.

Via the Friendly Atheist:

“Listen partners, we don’t have a flu season,” Gloria Copeland said. “And don’t receive it when somebody threatens you with, ‘Everybody is getting the flu.’ We’ve already had our shot, He bore our sicknesses and carried our diseases. That’s what we stand on.”

Praying for those who may already have the flu, Copeland proclaimed, “Flu, I bind you off the people in the name of Jesus. **Jesus himself gave us the flu shot, He redeemed us from the curse of flu.” Those who don’t have the flu, she promised, can protect themselves by simply declaring, “I’ll never have the flu.”

“Inoculate yourself with the word of God,”** Copeland advised.

At the end of her video, Copeland invited everyone to attend a free faith-healing seminar, apparently just in case they catch the flu after all.

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Comments (27)
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BrienD
BrienD

This should be an arrest-able offence as it is conspiring to commit a crime and results in child Abuse.

Makandurian
Makandurian

Brilliant idea! Lucky her, she won't be suffering any diseases! Jeez, I'd better get on the bandwagon, cause I won't have any medical bills. Now that's an idea, this will save the US and the world from building hospitals, training doctors. And the money can be used for the wall. I think she has something here. Don't condemn her people!

Prunes R Good
Prunes R Good

I've noticed an inordinate number of Jews, Muslims and Hindus with the flu.

RonBoyd
RonBoyd

Ok, you get the flu even if you are a devout believer, it's time to throw it all away because atheism happens to be true. This experimentally makes it one simple proposition. No need to take it any further.

LilituSatrina
LilituSatrina

Is this just another dumb white woman or what? Throw her under the bus.