Knifes are bad, y'all!
HAHAHAHAHA The UK and they're advanced laws
This is Pythonesque. I almost expect to see Graham Chapman saying "To ensure public safety the Crown has decreed that only pinking shears shall be countenanced, only prawns and langoustines may be served in public, crabs must be registered with the council, and lobsters are RIGHT OUT! Any other pokey or pinchey type devices are to be surrendered to constable Parrot between 11am and 3pm, or pitched off a bridge when no one is looking".